I THINK YOU TEXTED THE WRONG NUMBER, DOUCHEBAG
“Do you really think people can change like that?” she sighed but then had to consider what she was saying. ”Well… I guess if he;s not hurting anyone…”
“I couldn’t honestly care less as long as he’s behaving. However, I hear Thor has been acting weird.” he crossed his arms. “I don’t know about you guys, but I’m sick of this god shit.”
Source: drgreentank
Back at the lab.
After the Hulk incident, there was at least 1 SHIELD paid scientist and 1 SHIELD agent in the room at all times. Which caused more stress, but he knew he deserved the extra attention. No more serums for awhile.
His latest project was trying to figure out what went wrong with the last dose. Similar serums had worked to suppress the Hulk so what was different about this dose.
His thoughts where lost when a familiar face walked in. “Hello Natasha, checking in on me?”
“Hell if I know, I was told to come here,” she shrugged, strutting in and throwing herself down on a chair near his desk, spinning back and forth like she was already bored with the work. ”I’m fine, by the way, since you seemed so concerned.”
Natasha glanced around. ”Anything exciting going on in this place?” she sighed. She’d yet to be briefed on any situations arising in her absence while she was on mission out of country.
Clint was walking down the hallway when he heard a familiar voice. His ears perked up, almost as that of a dog’s and slowly backed up to peek around the doorway.
“Tasha?” his eyes lit up.
Banner shifted uncomfortably. “Well, yeah. Quite a bit has happened actually. Loki is not trying to kill us. Thor’s.. acting funny. We have another Asgardian enemy named Amora and I messed up a serum and Hulk’d out for a few days.” Before she could respond, Clint poked his head in. And so ends that conversation…
She nodded to whatever it was Bruce was saying. She typically didn’t actually listen, just looked really serious while they talked and nodded along making her seem astute and on top of things. Before he could finish however, Clint’s voice carried to her ears and she turned in a rush of red curls.
“Clint!” she smiled and ran to him, enveloping him in a hug, rubbing his hair and scritching a little bit just behind his ears like she knew he liked.
Clint hugged her back, spinning her around once. “How was that trip of yours?” he asked. “Kicked some major ass or what?”
Banner went back to work. Listening to the two talk.
“Well of course,” she smirked, leaving her hands on his shoulders, reaching into a pouch on her belt to pull out a sour patch kid and put it in his mouth, patting him on the head. ”Rescued some people, found out a few secrets, all that jazz. Were you good while I was gone?” She hugged him again.
“Define good.” he laughed as he chewed the piece of candy she slipped in her mouth.
Guh. Clint knew they could never be together even if he wanted them to. She was a spy. Simple as that. No way in hell it would work.
“No offense you two..” Banner suddenly said to them both, looking up and taking off his glasses. “But I am working and you two are a bit distracting. Why don’t you go out on a lunch date or something.”
Natasha huffed a little.
“You never finished telling me what’s been going on since I’ve been gone…” she said and looked to both of the men to fill her in. Now that Clint was here she was in a bit more of a listening mood.
“Well did Bruce tell you the situation with our friendly neighborhood god of mischief?” he folded his arms.
“Loki, I mentioned it but… He’s not our enemy. At least not at the moment he isn’t. So far he has been helping out if he can. Loki and Balder, his little brother, have been staying at my place.” Banner quickly explained, not bothering to look up from his work.
“… Loki is staying… at your place?” Natasha asked incredulously. ”As in… kills people and generally causes problems, adopted brother of Thor, hates our guts and wants us dead Loki. That Loki? And… you’ve laid out a cot for him? Am I understanding this right? Because I thought — and I mean correct me if I’m wrong — but I thought we usually try to take out the stabby killy people before they wipe out all of humanity. I mean that was just my understanding.”
She looked at Clint with a make-this-bitch-make-some-sense look.
“Well from what I can understand, big green tank over there beat his ass up while Loki got turned into a mortal. After that he apparently had this ‘eye opening moment’ where he said he was going to be good again or some shit.” he shrugged. “He’s been good so far, so I could care less. One less ass to beat down.”
Source: drgreentank
Back at the lab.
After the Hulk incident, there was at least 1 SHIELD paid scientist and 1 SHIELD agent in the room at all times. Which caused more stress, but he knew he deserved the extra attention. No more serums for awhile.
His latest project was trying to figure out what went wrong with the last dose. Similar serums had worked to suppress the Hulk so what was different about this dose.
His thoughts where lost when a familiar face walked in. “Hello Natasha, checking in on me?”
“Hell if I know, I was told to come here,” she shrugged, strutting in and throwing herself down on a chair near his desk, spinning back and forth like she was already bored with the work. ”I’m fine, by the way, since you seemed so concerned.”
Natasha glanced around. ”Anything exciting going on in this place?” she sighed. She’d yet to be briefed on any situations arising in her absence while she was on mission out of country.
Clint was walking down the hallway when he heard a familiar voice. His ears perked up, almost as that of a dog’s and slowly backed up to peek around the doorway.
“Tasha?” his eyes lit up.
Banner shifted uncomfortably. “Well, yeah. Quite a bit has happened actually. Loki is not trying to kill us. Thor’s.. acting funny. We have another Asgardian enemy named Amora and I messed up a serum and Hulk’d out for a few days.” Before she could respond, Clint poked his head in. And so ends that conversation…
She nodded to whatever it was Bruce was saying. She typically didn’t actually listen, just looked really serious while they talked and nodded along making her seem astute and on top of things. Before he could finish however, Clint’s voice carried to her ears and she turned in a rush of red curls.
“Clint!” she smiled and ran to him, enveloping him in a hug, rubbing his hair and scritching a little bit just behind his ears like she knew he liked.
Clint hugged her back, spinning her around once. “How was that trip of yours?” he asked. “Kicked some major ass or what?”
Banner went back to work. Listening to the two talk.
“Well of course,” she smirked, leaving her hands on his shoulders, reaching into a pouch on her belt to pull out a sour patch kid and put it in his mouth, patting him on the head. ”Rescued some people, found out a few secrets, all that jazz. Were you good while I was gone?” She hugged him again.
“Define good.” he laughed as he chewed the piece of candy she slipped in her mouth.
Guh. Clint knew they could never be together even if he wanted them to. She was a spy. Simple as that. No way in hell it would work.
“No offense you two..” Banner suddenly said to them both, looking up and taking off his glasses. “But I am working and you two are a bit distracting. Why don’t you go out on a lunch date or something.”
Natasha huffed a little.
“You never finished telling me what’s been going on since I’ve been gone…” she said and looked to both of the men to fill her in. Now that Clint was here she was in a bit more of a listening mood.
“Well did Bruce tell you the situation with our friendly neighborhood god of mischief?” he folded his arms.
Source: drgreentank
Back at the lab.
After the Hulk incident, there was at least 1 SHIELD paid scientist and 1 SHIELD agent in the room at all times. Which caused more stress, but he knew he deserved the extra attention. No more serums for awhile.
His latest project was trying to figure out what went wrong with the last dose. Similar serums had worked to suppress the Hulk so what was different about this dose.
His thoughts where lost when a familiar face walked in. “Hello Natasha, checking in on me?”
“Hell if I know, I was told to come here,” she shrugged, strutting in and throwing herself down on a chair near his desk, spinning back and forth like she was already bored with the work. ”I’m fine, by the way, since you seemed so concerned.”
Natasha glanced around. ”Anything exciting going on in this place?” she sighed. She’d yet to be briefed on any situations arising in her absence while she was on mission out of country.
Clint was walking down the hallway when he heard a familiar voice. His ears perked up, almost as that of a dog’s and slowly backed up to peek around the doorway.
“Tasha?” his eyes lit up.
Banner shifted uncomfortably. “Well, yeah. Quite a bit has happened actually. Loki is not trying to kill us. Thor’s.. acting funny. We have another Asgardian enemy named Amora and I messed up a serum and Hulk’d out for a few days.” Before she could respond, Clint poked his head in. And so ends that conversation…
She nodded to whatever it was Bruce was saying. She typically didn’t actually listen, just looked really serious while they talked and nodded along making her seem astute and on top of things. Before he could finish however, Clint’s voice carried to her ears and she turned in a rush of red curls.
“Clint!” she smiled and ran to him, enveloping him in a hug, rubbing his hair and scritching a little bit just behind his ears like she knew he liked.
Clint hugged her back, spinning her around once. “How was that trip of yours?” he asked. “Kicked some major ass or what?”
Banner went back to work. Listening to the two talk.
“Well of course,” she smirked, leaving her hands on his shoulders, reaching into a pouch on her belt to pull out a sour patch kid and put it in his mouth, patting him on the head. ”Rescued some people, found out a few secrets, all that jazz. Were you good while I was gone?” She hugged him again.
“Define good.” he laughed as he chewed the piece of candy she slipped in her mouth.
Guh. Clint knew they could never be together even if he wanted them to. She was a spy. Simple as that. No way in hell it would work.
Source: drgreentank
Back at the lab.
After the Hulk incident, there was at least 1 SHIELD paid scientist and 1 SHIELD agent in the room at all times. Which caused more stress, but he knew he deserved the extra attention. No more serums for awhile.
His latest project was trying to figure out what went wrong with the last dose. Similar serums had worked to suppress the Hulk so what was different about this dose.
His thoughts where lost when a familiar face walked in. “Hello Natasha, checking in on me?”
“Hell if I know, I was told to come here,” she shrugged, strutting in and throwing herself down on a chair near his desk, spinning back and forth like she was already bored with the work. ”I’m fine, by the way, since you seemed so concerned.”
Natasha glanced around. ”Anything exciting going on in this place?” she sighed. She’d yet to be briefed on any situations arising in her absence while she was on mission out of country.
Clint was walking down the hallway when he heard a familiar voice. His ears perked up, almost as that of a dog’s and slowly backed up to peek around the doorway.
“Tasha?” his eyes lit up.
Banner shifted uncomfortably. “Well, yeah. Quite a bit has happened actually. Loki is not trying to kill us. Thor’s.. acting funny. We have another Asgardian enemy named Amora and I messed up a serum and Hulk’d out for a few days.” Before she could respond, Clint poked his head in. And so ends that conversation…
She nodded to whatever it was Bruce was saying. She typically didn’t actually listen, just looked really serious while they talked and nodded along making her seem astute and on top of things. Before he could finish however, Clint’s voice carried to her ears and she turned in a rush of red curls.
“Clint!” she smiled and ran to him, enveloping him in a hug, rubbing his hair and scritching a little bit just behind his ears like she knew he liked.
Clint hugged her back, spinning her around once. “How was that trip of yours?” he asked. “Kicked some major ass or what?”
Source: drgreentank